Blow Jobs: The 3 Most Common Questions From Our Customers

Blow jobs are top of the sex menu for many couples. It doesn’t require much in terms of preparation, and you don’t need any special equipment. You can do it standing, sitting or laying down. You can jazz it up with a blindfold or go basic by not even removing trousers. Fellatio is fun!

Over the years, we’ve taught hundreds of women how to best handle a knob, chopper, member or tool. We’re tooting our own horns here, but our BJ class was once reviewed as “High-End Head” by Time Out magazine. When it comes to handling diques, we know what we’re doing.

Here, we cover the three most common questions on how to give blow jobs that don’t suck.

It’s too big for my mouth – help!

We’re guessing heaps of men would be delighted to hear their manhoods are too big, but the size is no joke when it comes to giving blow jobs. A large penis can spell disaster if you have a smaller jaw or find it difficult to open wide. In this scenario, you need to employ our pro-tips:

  • Applying lots of lube to your hands and the penis is crucial. This way, you can masturbate the shaft with slick, warm hands. This feels just delicious for the receiver.
  • Spending lots of time kissing and licking the tip & shaft cuts down on actual sucking time. Sucking the top rhythmically while moving your hands in twisty motions over the shaft is a great technique. It covers the surface area, but only the glans is in your mouth.
  • Using an open-ended masturbator is really helpful. Stroking the soft masturbator up and down in time with licking, kissing and sucking the tip makes it feel like the entire penis is covered by your mouth.

He said I give rubbish blow jobs – how can I improve?

We feel very strongly about this, and if we could, we’d sit the fellas down and give them a damn good talking too. A comment like this puts an incredible amount of pressure on the person giving the blow job. It’s a dick-ish thing to say, and we wouldn’t blame the giver for never wanting to feast on le coq ever again.

A blow job is an act between two people, and for it to be great, there needs to be communication. The onus is on the receiver to give supportive feedback. By this, we mean positive comments like “oh yeah, that feels great” and “I really like it when you do that.” There are ways of gently guiding a partner without turning them off the act altogether.

Undermining a partner’s confidence by not taking responsibility for one’s own pleasure is never ok. We can’t say whether you should continue to give blow jobs to a person who says this but a serious conversation about their sucky attitude is in order.

Spit or swallow, what’s best?

There are no rules for spitting or swallowing, just personal preferences. Many love-love-love to swallow, and just as many hate it. It’s entirely up to you. You could try it and see how you feel about it. If you’re feeling mildly queasy, taking the penis as far into your mouth as you can and letting it come at the back of your throat helps. Swilling it around in your mouth isn’t going to make it taste any better, so just one big swallow is best.

If the thought of swallowing turns your stomach, a top tip is to gently aim the cock away when it’s about to pop its cork. A fresh load over the chest and breasts is visually appealing, and so far, we’ve never had any complaints! *wink*

If the receiver is wearing a condom, spitting or swallowing isn’t an issue. You’re not alone if you don’t like the taste of condoms, but luckily, we have a couple of suggestions to help mask the taste. These flavoured condoms are the tastiest we’ve come across. Also, there are stacks and stacks of flavoured lubes to choose from. Drizzle a generous amount of your favourite-flavoured lube over the dressed-up penis, and then set about licking and sucking it off. You’ll soon forget about the nasty-tasting rubber! 

If this has whetted your appetite for more, we have a 5-star tried & tested Mindblowing Blow Jobs online course for you to take a look at…

 

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